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1. A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

A blind beggar calls a woman beautiful and asks for money. Husband's verdict: he must genuinely be blind. A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

2. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

3. Shaam k saaye, jo sooraj ko chupanay niklay,

Shaam k saaye, jo sooraj ko chupanay niklay, Hum di'iye lay kay, andhairon ko mitanay niklay, Aur to koi na tha, jo jurm-e-baghawat karta, aik hum hi thay, jo yeh rasm nibhanay niklay, Shehar mein, dasht mein, Sehra mein bhi tujh ko paaya, Aay gham-e-yaar, teray kitnay thikanay niklay

4. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

5. A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

6. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor. Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

7. Girl / Queen / Princess to ...

A Father's Day message: every girl is always a princess to her father, no matter what. Every girl may not be a queen to her husband, But she is always a princess to her father" !!. Happy fathers day

8. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

9. Husband wife mein larai hoi

A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

10. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

A husband justifies hitting his wife by saying you only hurt the ones you love. She hits him back twice — to prove she loves him too. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap […]

11. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

Sardar tears off a fly's wings and tells it to fly; when it doesn't, he concludes flies without wings simply can't hear. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

12. Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife confronts husband about the insults he muttered in his sleep; his defence is that she misunderstood — that he was asleep. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

13. Cricket match, Wife and husband

A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

14. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

A doctor asks a husband if he and his wife share the same blood type. Husband says of course — she's been drinking his for fifty years. Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera […]

15. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

16. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

17. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

18. Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday. Another beggar: how? First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday, I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner. When the bill came, i said, i had no money. The manager called the policeman n handed me […]

19. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog. Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa […]

20. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

21. Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

A wife wants to be taken somewhere expensive, and her husband delivers — in a way that reflects the real price of things. Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

22. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week. Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

23. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

24. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

A boy goes to the doctor fearing he's going blind, and the real reason his exam roll number isn't in the newspaper is more embarrassing. Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr […]

25. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

26. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

27. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

28. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

29. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

30. New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

31. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

32. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat […]

33. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

A wife accuses her husband of wanting her dead for her belongings — and he denies it, citing far worse luck than Zardari's. Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???