Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend

Hindi Funny SMS

Starts like a love poem about a kiss and a voice that keeps you awake all night — ends as a mosquito repellent ad.

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
"MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO" :P

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