Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend

Hindi Funny SMS

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
"MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO" :P

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