Sardar going to shikaar
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs........:p
I Have Decided To Stay Quiet
When You Hurt Me!
Because If I Hurt You Back
Eventually It Is Gonna Hurt Me
More Than You!
Small but Touching Thought:
"Before U Break Someone's Heart,
Make Sure u r Not In It"
Worries Are Like MOON
>1 Day will Increase
>1 Day will Decrease
>Other Day may not be seen
So Don't Worry 4 Anything.
All Iz Well. Keep :)
"An Idea that is developed
and
put into Action
is more important than
an Idea that exists as an Idea only."
There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can€™t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)
Knowingly We Dont Have Time To Help People,
Unknowingly We Always Manage Time To Hurt People.
Think Again.
Its True.
"If you are not happy being single,
U'll never be happy in a relationship..!!
Get your own life first,
then try 2 share it with someone"
Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything
At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
?
?
?
?
Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)