Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs........:p

Small but Touching Thought:
"Before U Break Someone's Heart,
Make Sure u r Not In It"

Worries Are Like MOON

>1 Day will Increase
>1 Day will Decrease
>Other Day may not be seen

So Don't Worry 4 Anything.
All Iz Well. Keep :)

There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can€™t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

Knowingly We Dont Have Time To Help People,

Unknowingly We Always Manage Time To Hurt People.

Think Again.

Its True.

Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
&
parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:)
physics can prove anything

At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
?
?
?
?
Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.