Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)
Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)
Barish ka qatra seepi or sanp dono k muu mein girta hey
jab k sanp usay zeher bana deta hay,
or seepi usay moti,
Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleeq.
HAZRAT ALI(R.A)
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
Kabhi ati hai,
Khamoshi say,
Chupkey Say,
Rat mein,
Barsat mein,
Veeraney main,
Anjaney main,
Kise waja say,
Kis liye,
Kis ki khater,
Kis k liey,
Ye keya hey,
Ek ehsasss,
Ek pyass,
Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,
Unjani si,
Begaani si,
Phachaani si,
Khoobsurat si,
Tumhari yaad.
¢â‚¬Å“GOOD NIGHT¢â‚¬Â
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya
majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"
Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining
Murge ne di hai warning
k ho gayi hai Morning,
to Hum bhi bol daib,
aap ko Good Morning!
Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?
Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai?
Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON
Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai?
Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA,
Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai,
Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID,
NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA kion hoti hai..
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.