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Khoobsurat si tumhari yaad.... Goodnight

Kabhi ati hai,
Khamoshi say,
Chupkey Say,
Rat mein,
Barsat mein,
Veeraney main,
Anjaney main,
Kise waja say,
Kis liye,
Kis ki khater,
Kis k liey,
Ye keya hey,
Ek ehsasss,
Ek pyass,
Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,
Unjani si,
Begaani si,
Phachaani si,
Khoobsurat si,
Tumhari yaad.

¢â‚¬Å“GOOD NIGHT¢â‚¬Â

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?
Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai?

Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON
Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai?

Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA,
Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai,

Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID,
NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA kion hoti hai..

one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain