A funny Roman Urdu good morning where the moon clocks out, the sun clocks in, and the rooster files an official morning warning.
Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining
Murge ne di hai warning
k ho gayi hai Morning,
to Hum bhi bol daib,
aap ko Good Morning!
Playful Roman Urdu SMS that hands the recipient every compliment — cute, smart, dashing — then takes them all back with a punchline.
Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?
A polite Lucknowi nawab tries his formal courtesy on a Sardar — and gets a very different kind of response.
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
Roman Urdu SMS posing four pointed questions about ego, repeated sin, broken faith, and neglected prayers — with no easy answers offered.
Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?
Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai?
Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON
Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai?
Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA,
Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai,
Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID,
NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA kion hoti hai..
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you.
A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".
Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"
A sweet Roman Urdu good night where the sender admits to staying wide awake just for the sake of wishing you good night.
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
Asked the moon if it had seen anyone as beautiful as a friend — moon replies it can't see that far down from up there.
Main nay pocha chand say,
daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
Roman Urdu SMS gently pressing a distant friend to make contact — a call, an SMS, anything to show they still remember.
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo
Roman Urdu SMS reframing being remembered only in need: if someone seeks light in the dark, they have made you their light.
Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay
to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna
k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.
Friendship vow SMS: our bond will never break — but honestly, your photo negative looks better than you do.
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)