A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hain,
warna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay
to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna
k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
.
.
.
.
.
Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili.

Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain.

So don't waste ur time. & go to bed, good night & take sweet dreams

Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."