Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks.

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

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    3. Hum is qadar tum per mur mitain gay, Tum jahan daikho gay hum hi tumhain dikhengay, Rakhna her pal is dil main hamari yaad, Hamaray bad hamari pyar ki dastan dunia walay likhain gay,

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    4. Sardar lists every possible life problem for God to send him — God interrupts and tells him to just say he wants a wife. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  4. Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaro

    5. Made peace with pain, got so used to it that life itself became painless — at least the fire lit up the dark. Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaro, Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaro. Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara, Duur tak roshni to ho gayi yaaro....

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  9. Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata

    10. A plea to end the silence: don't make love a test, don't withhold the reason for the distance, just forgive the mistake and move on. Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza […]

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  11. Husband wife mein larai hoi

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  13. Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain

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  14. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

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  16. kub yaad kartay hain ?

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  17. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    18. Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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    20. A Sardar finds a lion in his bathroom and calmly tells it to go ahead, for reasons that become clear immediately after. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay […]

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  27. Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,

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  28. Ae zindagi tujh say ab na main kar paungaa wafaa

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  30. Nazar nawaz nazron main ji nahin lagta

    31. Nazar nawaz nazron main ji nahin lagta, Fiza gayai to baharon main ji nahin lagta, Na poch mujh say terey ghum main kia guzarti hay, yahi kahonga hazaron mein jee nahin lagta.

  31. Aftari main sirf tumhari kami thi

    32. A misleading Ramadan SMS listing every Iftar dish lovingly before revealing that the "you" it was missing all along is a variety of melon. Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose bi thay pakoray bi thay sharbat bhi tha kele bhi the saib bhi the angoor bhi the Khujoor bhi thi bas aik tumhari kami thi Kharboozay!

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    34. Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain, Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain, Ab aik sms main kaisay batayain k, Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain...