1 line main bol biwi chahiye

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

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