Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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    2. Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas […]

  2. Pyase ko 1 qatra pani kafi hai

    3. Pyase ko 1 qatra pani kafi hai, ishq mein 4 pal ki zindgani kafi hai. Dubney ko samander mein jayain kahan, unki palkon sey tapka wo pani kaafi hai.

  3. Meri chahat hy pani k bulbulay jesi

    4. Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagao gay, To meri chahat ko bayhisab pao gay, Meri chahat hay pani k bulbulay jesi, Zara sa thukrao gy to dhondtay reh jao ge,

  4. Mulakat ka arman bohat hai.

    5. jeene k lye dard ka samaan bohat hai, kuch roz se apna dil pareshan bohat hai, milte hain shabo-roz sabhi log hum se, aik tjh se mulakat ka arman bohat hai.

  5. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    6. Sardar lists every possible life problem for God to send him — God interrupts and tells him to just say he wants a wife. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  6. Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ...

    7. "Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ... Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi... Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k... Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi... khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay ... Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi... […]

  7. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

    8. Memon's wife dies in the morning; he rushes to the kitchen and tells his daughter to cook one fewer breakfast. 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

  8. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

    9. Dark situational humor: a grieving widower walks home from his wife's cremation and interprets a sudden thunderstorm as confirmation she made it. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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  10. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

    11. A classic object riddle asking what doesn't break when thrown on the ground but shatters in water — think laterally for the answer. Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

  11. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

    12. A Pathan joke built on a simple mix-up about the word 'abu' (father). 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

  12. Biwi aur premika sath sath

    13. Mamu panics that his wife and girlfriend are arriving at the same time — his friend cuts him off because he was about to say exactly the same thing. MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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  14. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

    15. A doctor asks a husband if he and his wife share the same blood type. Husband says of course — she's been drinking his for fifty years. Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera […]

  15. Pani dene se pehle boil...

    16. A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

  16. Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai

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  18. Bohut bohat EID MUBARAK

    19. Warm Roman Urdu Eid greeting from deep in the heart, praying for happiness, God's mercy, and success for the recipient and their whole family. Khushyon k is pur masarrat moqay per bohut bohat EID MUBARAK dil ki gehraiyun say nikli hoi is dua k sath k... Khuda aap ki aur aap k sab chanay walon […]

  19. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

    20. A fly visits the doctor after falling into tea — a Memon sucked on it so enthusiastically the fly is in a terrible state. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker […]

  20. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

    21. Nature, wind, and clouds all say fall in love — but the family verdict is blunter: you're too young, just wait. Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

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    22. A Munna Bhai-style street SMS confessing that after all this time, the sender still misses the recipient — using "item" as the highest possible compliment. Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

  22. Aaj kajal jo lagaya to bohut yaad aaya

    23. aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala aj jab aankh yeh roi to bohat yaad aya jo mere dard ko seene mein chupa lera tha aj jab dard hua mujhe to bohat yaad aya jo meri aankh mein kajal […]

  23. Tu to ghar ja..!

    24. A Sardar and his son get lost in the jungle — the Sardar beats the boy and delivers advice that only makes sense on very slow reflection. Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . […]

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  25. Bhari mehfil

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  26. 1 pathan airhostess se

    27. Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

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  28. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

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  30. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

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