Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

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1. 1 ghar main twins paida howay

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

2. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

3. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

4. Santa in court

SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

5. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

6. Pyase ko 1 qatra pani kafi hai

Pyase ko 1 qatra pani kafi hai, ishq mein 4 pal ki zindgani kafi hai. Dubney ko samander mein jayain kahan, unki palkon sey tapka wo pani kaafi hai.

7. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

8. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

9. What a shot you made - santa singh

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚

10. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

11. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

12. Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata

Ghamon main hasnay walon ko rulaya nahin jata, Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata, Bananay walay ban jatay hain apnay, Kisi ko keh ker apna banaya nahin jata

13. An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

14. Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata

Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata, Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata, Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota, Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.

15. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

16. Santa, Kachha and parosan

Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

17. Tu to ghar ja..!

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . . kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun, tu to ghar ja.

18. Nafraton k ghar nahi hote

Wo darakht jinper parindon k ghar nahi hote, dost jitne bhi hon motaber nahi hote, mare doston ki pehchan ha sirf itni, k un k dilon ma nafraton k ghar nahi hote.

19. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

20. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

21. Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

22. Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai, Ho jaye aap b inme shamil Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai GOOD MORNING

23. Meri chahat hy pani k bulbulay jesi

Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagao gay, To meri chahat ko bayhisab pao gay, Meri chahat hay pani k bulbulay jesi, Zara sa thukrao gy to dhondtay reh jao ge,

24. Santa & Mathematical conversion

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

25. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

26. Santa's sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

27. Bhool gaye rastay bhi ghar k

Hawa e dasht mughay aab tu aajnabi na Samagh Kay aab tu bhool gay Rastay bhe ghar kay mujhay

28. Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.

29. Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye kuch to pakray gayai kuch hamare yaar hogaye

30. Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya

Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya, Rusvaayiyon ko apna mukaddar banaa liya, Dekha hai yahan pathar ko poojtay hain loag, Iss liye apnay dil ko ham nay pathar banaa liya,

31. Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main, Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main, Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon, Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main...?

32. Pani dene se pehle boil...

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

33. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D