Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

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1. 1 ghar main twins paida howay

Mother-in-law's take on twins: children are now too scared to face Pakistan's problems alone, so they arrive in pairs. 1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

2. Santa's sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

3. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

4. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

5. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

Memon's house caught fire and burned down; he couldn't save it because he spent the whole night calling the fire brigade on missed calls. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

6. Santa and his wife in office

Santa discovers his wife sitting on the boss's lap during dictation and decides to quit — for a surprisingly oblivious reason. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi […]

7. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

A Santa classroom joke where a translation exercise turns into a comically literal and rhythmically inventive English sentence. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

8. Santa in court

SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

9. Santa, Kachha and parosan

A cheeky Santa laundry joke where hanging underwear next to the neighbor's clothes leads to a request that sounds worse than it actually is. Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar […]

10. What a shot you made - santa singh

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚

11. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

12. An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

13. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

A classic object riddle asking what doesn't break when thrown on the ground but shatters in water — think laterally for the answer. Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

14. Nafraton k ghar nahi hote

Wo darakht jinper parindon k ghar nahi hote, dost jitne bhi hon motaber nahi hote, mare doston ki pehchan ha sirf itni, k un k dilon ma nafraton k ghar nahi hote.

15. Santa throw the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

16. Santa & Mathematical conversion

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

17. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

18. Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata

Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata, Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata, Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota, Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.

19. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

20. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. […]

21. Bhool gaye rastay bhi ghar k

A short verse about feeling so lost that even the wind no longer recognizes the way home. Hawa e dasht mughay aab tu aajnabi na Samagh Kay aab tu bhool gay Rastay bhe ghar kay mujhay

22. Tu to ghar ja..!

A Sardar and his son get lost in the jungle — the Sardar beats the boy and delivers advice that only makes sense on very slow reflection. Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . […]

23. Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein

Prayerful Sanskrit-register Hindi Diwali SMS for the home to glow with God's endless blessings and material wealth. Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.

24. Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye kuch to pakray gayai kuch hamare yaar hogaye

25. Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya

Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya, Rusvaayiyon ko apna mukaddar banaa liya, Dekha hai yahan pathar ko poojtay hain loag, Iss liye apnay dil ko ham nay pathar banaa liya,

26. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

A man sneaks into heaven, gets beaten by the angels, then lectures them: this is exactly why nobody comes voluntarily. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

27. Pani dene se pehle boil...

A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

28. Pyase ko 1 qatra pani kafi hai

Pyase ko 1 qatra pani kafi hai, ishq mein 4 pal ki zindgani kafi hai. Dubney ko samander mein jayain kahan, unki palkon sey tapka wo pani kaafi hai.

29. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

30. Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai, Ho jaye aap b inme shamil Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai GOOD MORNING

31. Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata

Ghamon main hasnay walon ko rulaya nahin jata, Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata, Bananay walay ban jatay hain apnay, Kisi ko keh ker apna banaya nahin jata

32. Meri chahat hy pani k bulbulay jesi

Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagao gay, To meri chahat ko bayhisab pao gay, Meri chahat hay pani k bulbulay jesi, Zara sa thukrao gy to dhondtay reh jao ge,

33. Main churail hoon

A witch stops a Sardar in a jungle and announces what she is. Sardar says he knows — one of them lives at his house. A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.