1 ghar main twins paida howay

Hindi Funny SMS

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

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