Main ullu ka patha ...!

Hindi Funny SMS

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.

Usay kafi dair ho gaye,

aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum

guddu k pass so jao.

Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon

next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him.

Boy asked tum kon ho.
Girl: main guddu aap kon?
Boy: main ullu ka patha.

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