Ullu ka patta

Hindi Funny SMS

A teenage boy turns down a comfortable room out of propriety, meets an attractive girl in the morning, and realizes too late who she is.

A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home.
Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me
Boy: Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga

Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk

Boy: Aap Kaun?
Girl: Ji, Main Bittu Or Aap?
Boy: Main, Ullu Ka Pattha..!!

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