Ullu ka patta

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1. Main ullu ka patha ...!

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]

2. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

3. You are ULLU

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short ...... U r ULLU !!!

4. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

5. Beware of unknown number

Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]

6. Ghair Ki Nazron Se Wo Khud Ko Bachati Thi Bahut

Khuwaab Min Aa ker Wo Meri Neend Uraati Thi Bahut, Her Ghari Wo Dekh kar Muskurati Thi Bahut, Chor Hi Dena Pada Ghabra kar Us k Shaher Ko, Yaad Uski Raat Din Mujh ko Rulati Thi Bahut, Apni Baahon Me Jab Jakar Leti The Ranjo Alam, Aa k Ek Andaaz Me Mujh ko Hansaati Thi […]

7. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

8. Coolest mom of the millenium

Coolest mom of the millenium: Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D

9. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

10. Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty chini daitay howa, "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?" Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

11. Khaali jaam liye baithe ho

Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo, Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo, Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil Jin tak jaam nahin pahuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan, Jin yaadon se dil […]

12. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

13. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

14. A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

15. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

16. Muskurati bohut ho

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho, mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho, dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe, par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

17. To jo rooth gia to azab hai

Na jo thum sakay kisi aur say, Main bujhta aik chiragh hoon, Mera room room dard dard, Meray dukh ka sira nahin, Meri laghzishon main pali barhi, Koi khoi kahani bhi hai, To jo sath hai to sukoon naheen, To jo rooth gia to azab hai, meri zindagi hai aik goo mago, mujhay roshni milti […]

18. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

19. Happy New Year Message To Employee

This Is To Wish You A Year Full Of Growth And Expansion. May You Reap A Hundred Fold In Whatever You Set Your Hands On And May Every Drop Of Your Sweat While Working Get Converted Into Endless Bounty Harvests. Have A Happy New Year.

20. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

21. Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai... . . Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

22. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

23. Realize value & respect girls

Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise the values of gals n respect them

24. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

25. Nahi chahtay hum tum ko bhulana

sapne hain yadain hai or bahut kuch, tum ho tumhari batain hain or bahut kuch, nahi chahtay hum tum ko bhulana, magar dori hai ek majbori hai or bahut kuch I miss u

26. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

27. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

28. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

29. That means I must have really escaped.

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 ? She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty “Good,‚ says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.‚

30. In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

31. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

32. Ulfat main kha'ay zakham jab say

Ulfat main‚ kha'ay zakham jab say, Chaine se nahi reh paata hoon main, Aaj bhi apne me bahut, Teri kami paata hoon main.

33. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?