Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

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1. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

2. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

3. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN […]

4. Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko ‚  Din ko aaram hay na rat ko hay chain kabhi Janay kis khaak say qudrat nay banaya mujh ko ‚  Dukh to yeh hay keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi Jo mila hay woh mila […]

5. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

6. Chaho To Dil Se Mujh Ko Mita Dena

Chaho To Dil Se Mujh Ko Mita Dena Chaho To Mujh Ko Bhoola Dena Par Ye Waada Karo K Kabhi Meri Yaad Aaye Rona Mat Sirf Muskura Dena

7. Shadi me 1 pathan

Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

8. Shadi bohut zarori hay

One-liner marriage joke: marriage is essential in life — because life isn't all happiness, so you might as well guarantee some misery. Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

9. Aur mujh hi say daman chura to na lo gay

Agar mein bata don mein kia chahti hon nazron say apni gira tou na doo gay Jo mein chahti hon, woh tub bhi na chaho Mujhey koi kari si saza tou na do gay Mein mohabbaton mein jabar ki qayal nahin hon Dil laga ker mujh ko bhula to na doo gay Jo mein bata […]

10. Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

11. Mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho , kya tum mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

12. Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar

Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar, Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar, Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan, Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.

13. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

14. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se

A cascade of women and complications — marriage promised to one, love given to another, and the list of names just keeps growing. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin […]

15. Koi mujh ko.....

koi mujh ko mera bharpur sarapa la de meray bazu,meri ankhe,mera chehra la de naya mausam meri binai ko taslim nahe meri ankho ko wohe khawab purana la de koi khahish nahe tuj se ay meri umar e rawan mera bachpan,mery jugnu,meri gurya la de

16. Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi, Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi, Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi, Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi.........

17. Jinho nay khaa rakhi hai kasam mujh ko mitaanay kee

Jinho nay khaa rakhi hai kasam mujh ko mitaanay kee, Phir bhi unhi say pyaar kar raha hun main, Maloom hai na aayegi kabhi waqt say pehlay, Phir bhi apni maut ka intezaar kar raha hun main,

18. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main

Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main Milta hai gardishon […]

19. ik bar mujh say door ja k daikh kabhi

behar-e-ishq main doob k daikh kabhi jaam-e-mohabbat pee k daikh kabhi her taraf tera hi aks nazar ayai ga meri aankhon mein pyar say daikh kabhi ghuror hay tujhey apni zulfon ki cha'aon ka meri palkon ki chaon mein baith k daikh kabhi kaisi hoti hay tapish zamanay ki nigahon mein meray dil k aangun […]

20. Dil mey KHUDA hain....sub mujh per FIDA hain

Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujh per FIDAA hain...

21. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

22. Boy and Girl in Hotel

A restaurant scene: boy proposes marriage one last time, girl says no, boy immediately asks the waiter for separate bills. Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

23. Sardar proposed a girl......

A sardar proposes to an older girl and solves the age gap with flawless logic. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

24. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

25. Do u love me more than your family?

Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ? Girl :No Boy :Why ? Girl :okay Listen dis. when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was. When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was When […]

26. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

27. When i'll b dead

When I m Dead, Ur Tears May Flow, But I Wont Know, Cry 4 Me Now, Instead.. When I m Dead, U ll Send Flowers, But I Wont See, Send them Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, U ll Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear, Praise Me Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, U […]

28. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

29. If u like my SMS

A meta SMS chain that turns deleting it into a sign of jealousy. If u like my SMS, it means I'm smart If you save, U agree I'm smart If u forward, U spread that I'm smart & If u delete, u r jealous, because I'm smart.

30. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan at a marriage meeting asks how many brothers the girl has; she says she had three but now has four (odd reply, no explanation). Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 […]

31. Husband wife mein larai hoi

A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

32. Bas ek hi khayal aata hai

A dramatic, drawn-out buildup to one obsessive recurring thought — which turns out to be wondering what soap the recipient uses. Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai . . . . reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai.... woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun […]

33. Ullu ka patta

A teenage boy turns down a comfortable room out of propriety, meets an attractive girl in the morning, and realizes too late who she is. A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home. Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me Boy: […]