If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.
Munna bhai SMS / Text jokes messages collection (hindi,english & urdu)
Munna bhai SMS / Text Messages
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high.
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night keeping it simple: no bedtime story tonight, just a matter-of-fact good night.
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tariqa
A Munna Bhai Gandhigiri SMS pretending the inbox is overwhelmed — deployed as a passive-aggressive nudge toward people who never message first.
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
"GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
Papar aur jhapar main farak
Circuit challenges Mamu on the difference between a papad and a jhapad — and suggests the only reliable way to learn is through direct experience.
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga
A Munna Bhai hospital joke where a forgotten surgical item inside a patient leads to a negotiation the patient very much prefers to settle in cash.
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.
A Munna Bhai medical exchange where his slow-poison warning about cigarettes meets a patient who sees no particular urgency in the matter.
Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing.
Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai
Tera dost chor hai kya
Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..
Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him.
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
A Circuit-style complaint SMS demanding a few messages to end the painful wait — signed off by Circuit Bhai in full street-speak.
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!
Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.