Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

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1. Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

2. Wishing u super-duper, jhakas diwali

Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

3. Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay

Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay, Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay, Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga, Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga

4. To my loveable and kanjoos brother

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch to commission do! To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother¢â‚¬Â¦ Just kidding as always. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Raksha Bandhan¢â‚¬Â

5. Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

6. Muje dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai

Muje dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai, Dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai, Zindgi bhar muskrane ki dua na dena, Mujhe pal bhar muskrane ki saza malum hai.

7. Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai

Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai, Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai, Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p

8. Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega

God apun se bola khidhar jane ka jannat ya dozakh? Apun bola dozakh u know apun aisa q bola? Because apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega¢â‚¬Â¦..

9. Mil mil ke bicharrna mujhe accha nahi lagta

Mil mil ke bicharrna mujhe accha nahi lagta Per tum ko bhi paane ka raasta nahi milta Tere khaloos-e- mohabbat pe atebaar hai itna Siwa tere koi rishta sacha nahi lagta

10. mere hamsafar

Mere Humsafer, mere Hum-nasheen Main ne Rab se manga to kuch nahi Per jub bhi mangi koi dua! Nahi manga kuch bhi "Tere Siwa" Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Naye ehad ki Sabhi rahtain, Sabhi chahtain, Wo ata kre tujhe manzlain, Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Tujhe Bakht de, Tujhe Taj de Tujhe […]

11. Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

12. Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, is sey pehley k accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

13. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to […]

14. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

15. tere gali me tere deed ki khatir

hum to tere har baat bhol chuky the jane kiyo log tere yaad dilane aye tere gali me tere deed ki khatir hum kise our se milne k bahane aye

16. Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye Hai

Gam Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain, Aansuoo Ko Bhi Pasine Aaye Hain, Kya Bala Hai Khushi Nahi Malum, Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye Hai

17. Tere naam

Surkh gulab k sare mausam tere naam, Har subha ka pehla ujala tere naam, Teri yaad ka behta darya mere liye, Behti jheel main phool KANWAL ka tere naam, Jitnay khawab Khuda ne mere naam likhay, Un khawabon ka resha resha tere naam, Tere bina jo umr betai beet gai, Ab is umr ka baqi […]

18. Suna hai mere baad...

Suna hai mere baad ab wo Hansta b nahi hai Badal geya hai ab wo Pehle jaisa Bhi nahi hai Sab keh rahe hain Mujh se lout aao or usay sambhalo K tere baad wo kisi ki Sunta bhi nahi hai

19. ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI,

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki, MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa...

20. Mohabbat Baraye Naam

Baray-e-naam sahi koi meharbaan to he, Hamare sar pe Bhi hone ko Aasamaan to he Teri faraakhdili ko duaen deta hun, Mere labon pe tere lams ka nishaan to he Ye aur bat k vo ab yahan nahi rahta, Magr ye us ka basaya hua makaan to he Alavaa is k na kuch aur parda […]

21. Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ...

"Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ... Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi... Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k... Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi... khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay ... Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi... […]

22. A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS

Dedicated to STEVE JOBS A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple. I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple. K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple. […]

23. Roye Hain Buhat Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hai

Roye Hain Buhat Tab Zara Qaraar Mila Hai Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya […]

24. Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

25. 6 sawal

6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass 1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ? 2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ? 3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ? 4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi […]

26. KOI KIYA JANAY

Mosam-e-hijr k lamhat koi kiya janay, Kya guzarti hai meray sath ko kiya janay, Doriyon me bhi tere sath marasim hen woi, Roz hoti hai mulaqat koi kiya janay, Log hansti hui ankhon pe yaqeen rakhtay hain, Mere ansuu mere jazbat koi kiya janay, Ek tu hai jisay malum hen sari batain, Shab-e-hijran mere halat […]

27. Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko us ka haq nahi dila saktay to. jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo. Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

28. I Want A KISS, please KISS me

I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!

29. Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai , Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai, Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

30. Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge, Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge, Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna, Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

31. Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

32. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

33. Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid

Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid