Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing.

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

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