Bakra hay ya bakri?

Munna bhai SMS

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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  9. Yeh Oxford kya hai

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  11. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

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  12. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

    13. A Munna Bhai history joke where Circuit explains Gandhi's famous wardrobe choices through a comparison to a current Bollywood star. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

  13. Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

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  14. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

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  16. Tera dost chor hai kya

    17. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  17. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

    18. A Circuit-style complaint SMS demanding a few messages to end the painful wait — signed off by Circuit Bhai in full street-speak. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

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  20. Papar aur jhapar main farak

    21. Circuit challenges Mamu on the difference between a papad and a jhapad — and suggests the only reliable way to learn is through direct experience. CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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  23. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

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  31. Munna: cigarette slow poison ka kam karta hai.

    32. A Munna Bhai medical exchange where his slow-poison warning about cigarettes meets a patient who sees no particular urgency in the matter. Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

  32. Wife came home with a goat.

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