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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Related SMS

    2. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  2. What happened in 1869?

    3. Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

  3. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    4. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  4. Salute Bhagat Singh on Republic Day

    5. We Salute the Brave Souls of India Bhagat Singh Mahatma Gandhi Sarojini Naidu and Rabindranath Tagore on This Republic Day

  5. What is my age?

    6. Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

  6. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

    7. Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

  7. Teacher And A Student

    8. Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!

  8. My name is Sunlight.

    9. Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."

  9. A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

    10. Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field" Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

  10. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

    11. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

  11. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    12. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

  12. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    13. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  13. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    14. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  14. Question by a student !!

    15. Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

  15. Height of Good Luck ...!

    16. Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

  16. Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

    17. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

  17. How to impress a girl / boy

    18. How to impress a girl >Respect Her >Honour Her >Love Her >Protect Her >Care For Her How to Impress a boy >Just smile once >Game over

  18. Battery is ok

    19. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"

  19. I love you & You love your daughter

    20. Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.

  20. At ur age hitler commited suicide

    21. Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

  21. We will buy new wedding wring

    22. Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

  22. Tell me where is God

    23. Teacher: If u tel me where is God? I'l reward u 100 rupees. Student: but I'll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!

  23. What we get on 15th August?

    24. Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday

  24. Why student fails ?

    25. WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left […]

  25. **...PROBLEM & CHALLENGE...**

    26. TEACHER: what is the different between problem and challenge???? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge..

  26. Altered definitions of student life

    27. This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

  27. Most important source of finance

    28. Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

  28. Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward

    29. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

  29. Every Teacher Teach To Love Nation on Republic Day

    30. Let Every Teacher Teach The Student How To Love This Nation, Let Every Parent Instill In His Or Her Sons And Daughters The Beauty Of Our Nation. Happy Republic Day.

  30. Teacher & bachay

    31. Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

  31. Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

    32. Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

  32. Students r not cheaters

    33. Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

  33. Hug Day is not how long u've been together

    34. Hug Day is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each other - It's how u value each other.