Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D

SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.

ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation :P :D

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