Funny Facts / Truths of life

- No matter how old you are,
if a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.

- All you need is love,
or a gun, a shovel & a place to
hide the body.

- it's very important in life
to learn 'shift+delete'.
Some people aren't worth
recycling, Trust me!

- we always fall in love with
the most unexpected person

- necessity is the mother of
invention, girlfriend is the mother
of necessities..

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