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1. Funny hindi new year gift message

Funny Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS that tricks the reader into looking down for their gift — only to reveal the joke. Neeche Dekho Apna "New Year Gift" . . . . . . . . . . Kya Hua.. Nahi Mila... Aaj New Year Hai Kya? Chale Aaye Gift Lene. !!!

2. Funny Promise Day Sms Message

Funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS comparing a lover's excessive demands to a popular detergent: very low lather, very long distance. Chahty Hain Wo Hum Sy Waisi Chahat Ka Wada! Jaisy!!!!!! . . . Lemon Max, Ghuly Km Or Chaly Ziada Happy Promise Day

3. Funny New Year Messages & Resolution Jokes

Clean, silly New Year texts for friends, cousins and the family group: resolutions nobody will keep, jokes about the countdown, and wishes that get a laugh. Funny New Year resolutions Top 10 New Year resolutions:1. Spend more and more time with family2. Help others in need3. Control obesity4. Help others in need5. Quitting smoking and […]

4. Happy New Year Quotes: Short, Inspirational & Funny New Year Quotes

Short New Year quotes you can send as a text, post as a status or write in a card. Every line here is our own, grouped by mood: new beginnings, hope, time, gratitude, love and friendship, and a few to make people laugh. Short New Year quotes about new beginnings A new year doesn't ask […]

5. Funny Father's Day Message

Which is the most confusing day in America? FATHER’S DAY!! 80% don’t know whom to wish. And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them.

6. Funny Promise Day Message

Very funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about one man's marriage promise to Perveen, while his heart belonged to Nasreen and his mouth to Mehreen. Shadi Ka Wada Kia Perveen Se, Warna Mohabbat To Thi Nasreen Se, Anjane Men Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se, Kia Haal Hua Tha Pocho Samreen Se, Ab Umeed Hai Sirf Noreen […]

7. Funny Women's Day Message by Tim Allen

Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. --Tim Allen

8. Hindi Funny Fathers Day Message

A funny Roman Urdu Father's Day message urging everyone to send wishes now, before Abu notices the oversight and gets genuinely annoyed. Jis jis ne mujhay Wish karna hai kar lay Baad main na kehna k Abu naraaz ho gaey

9. Funny hindi new year msg

Funny Roman Urdu New Year SMS imagining a crore-rupee bag where every note has 'Happy New Year' written on it. Bhagwan kare aap ko ek Crore rupay Sey bhara howa bag mile ? ? ? ? ? Aur Har ek note Pe likha ho HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

10. Twisted Hindi New Year Message

Twisted Roman Urdu New Year SMS told from the old year's point of view, feeling abandoned now that the new year is making everyone happy. Yaar jab teri life mein meri importance hi nahi rahi Toh seedhy se keh de ke ab tumhai meri zrorat nahi, Mere jaane ki khushiyan kyu mana rahe ho? It […]

11. New year se pehlay hi...funny

Funny Hinglish New Year SMS about wanting to quit drinking but having no one to hand the resolution to, since all friends are equally bad. Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du… Par ? Kiske pass chhodu.. Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere.. New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge

12. Faithful New Year Message

Faith Is Something That Never Lets You Lose Out In Life. In The Coming Year, Ensure That You Have Placed Full Faith In God. Happy New Year!

13. Cute Happy New Year Message

I met love, health, peace and joy, They needed a permanent place to stay for Year. I gave them ur address hope they arrived safely. Happy New Year

14. Funny Ways to Propose via Message: Propose Day SMS

Propose Day is 8 February. If saying it face to face feels too much, these funny, romantic and shy proposal texts do the job, and there are marriage proposal lines for when it's serious. Funny ways to propose via message I have spent many sleepless nightsin your love, and I don’t wantmy son to do […]

15. Kannada New Year Message

Kannada New Year blessing asking that the path of life stays flower-strewn and the heart stays free from pain. Ninna Bala Haadiyali Hoo Badadevirali Manassu Noyadevirali Sneha Sauradhevirali Valavu Vadeyaderali. Aadare Badukina Angaladalli Bharavaseya Beladingalirali, Balina Prati Tiruvinallu Savi Nenapemba Hoo Gondirali Deva Haaraisutavirali Ninnannu Rakshisutavirali Hendhu Baiyasutta Nimge Hosa Varashadha Shubhasheyagalu 2014

16. Prosperous New Year Message

Here Is My Wish To Wish You A Very Happy And Prosperous New Year And May The Happiest Moments Of The Seasons Remain With You All The Time.

17. Splendid New Year 2027 Message

May Somebody Love You So Much To Pardon Your Oversights, Be Unseeing To Your Imperfections, And Tell The World About Your Merits… And Hope Even You Do The Same To Others. Have A Splendid New Year!

18. Message of the year

A quick one-liner explaining why women live longer — they don't have wives. Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

19. Tamil New Year Sms Message

Tamil New Year saying reminding the reader to love those they can live with, and love those they cannot live without even more. Yaarudan Vaazha Mudiyumo Avargallai Nesippadhai Vida… Yaar Illaamal Vaazha Mudiyaadho Avargallai Adhigamaaga Nesiyungall…

20. Forward SMS Message 2027

The New Year Is So Fresh And New, May You Be Willing To Cherish Every Moment And Celebrate The Blissful Of This New Year. Happy And Prosperous 2027

21. Hindi Happy Promise Day MSG for Boyfriend (Funny)

Funny English-Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS for a boyfriend, built on a friendship-and-loyalty pledge. Promise Me We R True Friends: I

22. Surprising New Year 2027 for you

If You Thought The Year 2026 Was A Good Year, Well, That Was Just A Sneak Preview. Wait Until You Experience The Pleasant Surprises That The Year 2027 Has In Store For You! May You Have A Joyful Year Ahead.

23. My wishes for you in year 2027

My wishes for you in year 2027 Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2027.

24. 1st January Wishes: First Day of the New Year Messages

The 1st of January is the day people actually wake up into the new year, often a little late and a little tired. These messages are for that first morning and the first text you send, to your love, your friends and your family. Happy 1st January wishes The 1st of January presents us a […]

25. 15 Best New Year Wishes For Happy 2027

Out of our huge collection of new year wishes, here are Best New Year Wishes(Top 15) for Happy and Promising New Year 2027 based upon user interest, views and ratings.

26. New Year Wishes for Sister-in-Law, Bhabhi & Nanad

Your sister-in-law might be your brother's wife, your husband's sister or your wife's sister, and each one calls for a slightly different message. Pick a New Year wish for your bhabhi, nanad or sali below, or use the heart-touching, short and prayer messages for any of them. New Year wishes for sister-in-law I take this […]

27. Wishing You Luxurious New Year

Finally The Golden Opportunity Has To Come To Rise Up And Touch The Limits. To Set New Records And New Goals. To Achieve A Little More Than The Previous Year. To Receive New Surprises And Get A Few Surprises. Wishing You An Opulent New Year.

28. Short New Year Wishes: One-Line Happy New Year Texts

Short New Year wishes for a quick text, a WhatsApp reply or a card with little space. Most are a single line, so copy one, add a name and send. Short Happy New Year wishes for anyone May the new year see you giving,loving, living and lots of hugging!Wishing you a happy and healthy lifeand […]

29. New Year Messages After a Hard Year

Not everyone walks into the new year celebrating. These messages are for someone who lost a person they love, had a long illness, lost a job or a relationship, or simply had a year that wore them down. They don't ask anyone to cheer up; they let people know you're there. For someone who lost […]

30. Happy New Year Wishes for Brother-in-Law

Whether he is your sister's husband, your husband's brother or your wife's brother, here are New Year wishes for every kind of brother-in-law: respectful ones for elders and teasing ones for the fun ones. Happy New Year, brother-in-law Though life was full of obstacles, you have managed to cross the bridge to this new year.Though […]

31. Thank You for New Year Wishes: Replies to Happy New Year Messages

Someone sent you a New Year wish and you want to say more than a quick 'same to you'. These replies cover friends, family, your boss, your partner and busy group chats, with a few lines to thank God for the year as well. Thank you messages for your love Darling, I wish to take […]

32. For the best 2027, Happy New Year

May You Discover How To Ease Your Disturbed, Overworked Brain Into Manifestation And Consciousness, So You Can Disengage From Adverse Conditions, And Modify Your Life For The Best This Coming Year. Happy New Year 2027!

33. Happy New Year 2027 Wishes, Messages & SMS

New Year wishes you can send as a text, a WhatsApp message or a status: quick ones for midnight, warmer ones for family, and polite ones for your boss and clients. Pick one, add a name, and send. Short Happy New Year wishes Happy New Year! May the year ahead be kinder to you than […]