Funny Women's Day Message by Tim Allen

Women are like cars:
We all want a Ferrari,
Sometimes want a pickup truck,
and end up with a station wagon.

--Tim Allen

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    2. You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!

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    3. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad

  3. Women's Day Blessing Message

    4. A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women's Day to you!

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    5. Careness of your lips, the fragrance of your breath, the warmth of your enbrace, being with you, feel like a dream I love you! Happy Women's Day

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    6. Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling, Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without u, Only U can complete this world... Happy Women's Day

  6. Lovely Women's Day Message

    7. No matter from which angle. I look at you . You appear to be an angle and Women's Day is the perfect to say: I am so lucky to have you in my life. Happy Womens Day

  7. Love Women's Day Message

    8. Your love is like a flame that lights up my world! Sweetheart, I want your love to shine in my life forever... Happy Women's Day

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    9. You can do almost anything your mind to You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak Be a doctor or fly a plane You can face adversity and still walk tall. You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and much more than words could ever say! Today is yours and so is every other […]

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    10. Which is the most confusing day in America? FATHER’S DAY!! 80% don’t know whom to wish. And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them.

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    11. My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2020 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013.

  11. Special Women's Day Message

    12. This is just my way of saying that you are a very special Woman in my life! Thanks!

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    13. Side by side or miles apart, you are always on my mind and close to my heart!

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    14. Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.

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    15. For Women:To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. For Man:To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Happy Women's Day

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    16. This Women's Day resolve to... Get your choices right! In a nutshell... Have a fun-filled and Enjoyable Women's Day!

  16. Wishing Women's Day To

    17. Wishing a very Happy Women's Day to the most amazing women I know

  17. Women's Day Wishes

    18. Let me take this opportunity To wish you a. Happy Women's Day. May the glory and glamour. Of womanhood be. Abundantly bestowed upon you. Happy Women's Day.

  18. Happy Women's Day to you

    19. Happy Women's Day to you A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women's Day to you!

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    20. We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength, we are WOMEN! Happy Women's Day!

  20. Happy Women's Day to Mother

    21. A beautiful women, a great friend and a wonderful mother. You are all this to me and much more... I feel so lucky and proud to have a mom like you. Happy Women's Day to Mother

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    22. Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! "PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men But All men r ready 2 help unknown females.

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    23. True saying.... Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.

  23. Short Women's Day Wish

    24. Happy Women's Day! Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are!

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    25. Wish you a very happy women's day Its you who's making the difference in so many lives and I am one of them. Have a wonderful day!

  25. Women will be forgotten if

    26. The history of all times and of today especially, teaches that women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves -- Louise Otto

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    27. To the woman of my dream: Thankfully in my life. I now in my arms. Happy Women's Day!

  27. Happy Women's Day to MOM!

    28. I make this to give it to the most special woman in my life. Love you mom! Happy Women's Day

  28. Sweetheart's women day greetings

    29. You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love! Sweetheart, you are so special to me! Happy Women's Day

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    31. Every Home, Every Heart, Every Feeling, Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without you, Only you can complete this world . Happy Women's Day

  31. Short Women's Day Appreciation

    32. Often we leave our appreciation unspoken! Today we all say Happy Women's Day!!

  32. Have a great women's day

    33. On this special day, celebrate life. Take a break from your busy schedule. Let your hair down, have fun and do what your heart says. Cause today is your day. Have a great Women's Day!

  33. Women's Day to Girl Friend / Lover

    34. Happy Women's Day to the one who has stolen my heart!