Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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