1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

Hindi Funny SMS

Pathan splits his own head hammering a nail with a rock because someone told him to use his khopri (skull) as a tool.

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
"khan sahab kia howa ?"
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

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