Pathan ki mangni hoi

Hindi Funny SMS

A Pathan breaks off his engagement after learning his fiancée had no prior affairs — if no one else wanted her, he figures, why should he.

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?

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    2. Pathan always leaves the washroom door open; explains he suspects someone is watching him through the gap at the bottom. Aik pathan jub bhi wash room jata to darwaza khol kar jata. Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

  2. Parrot bola pathan

    3. A Pathan walks through town with a parrot on his shoulder; when asked what creature it is, the parrot speaks first. Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha.. Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?" tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"

  3. Shadi me 1 pathan

    4. Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

  4. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

    5. A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

  5. Air hostess pathan se

    6. A Pathan on a flight asks for his chai with a taweez (amulet); the air hostess clarifies: it's just a tea bag. Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

  6. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    7. A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya […]

  7. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

    8. A Pathan joke built on a simple mix-up about the word 'abu' (father). 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

  8. Doctor, medicine & pathan

    9. A doctor prescribes syrup three times daily, but a Pathan has a simpler objection than most patients would. Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

  9. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

    10. Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

  10. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.

    11. A Pathan dies smiling when lightning strikes — his last thought makes perfect sense once you hear it. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai :p

  11. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

    12. Pathan splits his own head hammering a nail with a rock because someone told him to use his khopri (skull) as a tool. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

  12. A pathan said to his friend

    13. A Pathan self-roast about bathing habits — told with unintentional honesty. A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

  13. 1 pathan aero plane mein

    14. Pathan grabs the pilot's headphones mid-flight — he paid for the ticket, so why should the pilot get the music to himself? 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

  14. News reporter & pathan

    15. A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally. News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par […]

  15. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

    16. Pathan at a marriage meeting asks how many brothers the girl has; she says she had three but now has four (odd reply, no explanation). Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 […]

  16. 100 pathan aik kashti

    17. A hundred Pathans are on a stuck boat and decide the best plan is to get out and push — from outside. 100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar […]

  17. Pathan's wife bought sweater

    18. Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

  18. 1 pathan airhostess se

    19. Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

  19. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

    20. A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

  20. Roza rakho gay?

    21. A Sikh tests a Pathan on Ramadan observance — fasting no, taraweeh prayers no, but iftari absolutely yes. Not that kafir. Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge? Pathan: Nahi Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay? Pathan: Mushkil Hai Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay… Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….

  21. Khat mily ya na mily

    22. A Pathan's wedding invitation includes an unusual clause for people who don't receive it in time. pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana. tum q nahi aye. 2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi 1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

  22. Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat

    23. Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat, Woh shakhs k jis ko mera hona bhi nahi hai. Ye Ishq-e-Mohabbat ki Riwayat bhi Ajeeb hai, Pana bhi nahi hai Usey Or khoona bhi nahi hai

  23. Kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye

    24. Kisi k sapnay kisi kay armaan ban jayen, Kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye, Bay panah pyaar kehtay hain usey, Jab kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye,

  24. Warid menu mein khushamdeed

    25. A fake phone company menu for marriage: press 1 for engagement, press 2 for wedding — and choke the first wife for a second one. Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

  25. Beech road pe bus rok di

    26. A policeman asks a Pathan why he stopped the bus in the middle of the road — the Pathan had a sign to follow. Policeman: tum ne Beech road pe bus q rok di ??? Pathan: hum sheher me Naya aya hay mgr Qanoon nahi torta, Wo samne dekho likha hy "bus stop" Tou hum […]

  26. Never break friendship

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  27. Car k indicators

    28. A Pathan asked to check if the car indicators are working steps outside and reports back in the most literal way. 1 pathan dusre se: "Zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?" Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker: Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

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    29. A full weekly life plan: love on Monday, engagement Tuesday, wedding Thursday, fighting Friday, divorce Saturday, rest Sunday, next person Monday. Life ho to aise… Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko mangni, Thursday ko barat, Friday ko fighting, Satursday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next.

  29. Mohabbat hum bhi kertay hain

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  31. Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ???

    32. A Pathan on a bicycle crashes into a woman; she yells about not using the brake. His logic: the whole cycle is already smashed, what's the point now. Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek Aurat se takra betha. Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy […]

  32. Meri saadgi mera jurm hay

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  33. Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay

    34. A comically shameless plan B: when the girl you wanted applies mehndi for someone else's wedding, there's always the younger sister. Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi, Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay, Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai, Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..