Warid menu mein khushamdeed

Hindi Funny SMS

A fake phone company menu for marriage: press 1 for engagement, press 2 for wedding — and choke the first wife for a second one.

Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,

or

DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

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