Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Hindi Funny SMS

Bush, Musharraf, and their pilot are each imagining what they'd drop to make people happy — and the pilot has the best idea.

Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.

Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!

Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!

Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p

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