Husband wife mein larai hoi

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8. wife di mout ki khabar sun ker

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9. Santa and his wife in office

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10. Deepak mein agar noor na hota

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12. Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein

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14. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

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15. Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

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16. Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,

Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai, Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana, Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.

17. Is pyari si subah mein

Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan, aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)

18. Rango mein ghuli ladki ...

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19. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

20. Teri yaad mein humne

Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

21. Bari fursat mein banaya hoga

Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... " simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

22. Warid menu mein khushamdeed

Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

23. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

24. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

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26. aaj tumhein akeiley mein....

aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... k... ki... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........

27. Deepawali mein deepo ka didar

Deepawali mein deepo ka didar Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hazaar. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Diwali¢â‚¬Â

28. Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai, To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se, Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main, Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

29. Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho

Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho, Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan, Phir le ker aaounga Q k I'm Ramadan Al-widah :-( (jumma-tul-wida)

30. Computer mein windows

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

31. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

32. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

33. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.