Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Wife wishes husband were an SMS she could save forever; husband says he wishes she were a ringtone he could change every week.

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

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