SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

Hindi Funny SMS

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.

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    2. Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

  2. Open to receive friends.

    3. Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories €¦ of many good things.

  3. Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

    4. A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? bcoz there it was written "Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"

  4. Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of

    5. Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

  5. Receive my simple gift of LOVE

    6. HAPPY NEW YEAR Receive my simple gift of LOVE Wrapped with SINCERITY Tied with CARE & Sealed with BLESSINGS 2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long. HAPPY NEW YEAR..!

  6. No fear in love, and love is not what u can receive

    7. There is no fear in Love, if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern. Love is not what you can receive it's all about what you can give. ~Author Unknown

  7. Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay

    8. In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay, Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay, Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay, Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay....

  8. Ham pe sitam karnay ko zamana nikla

    9. jis ko apna samjha wo hi begana nikla, ham pe sitam karnay ko zamana nikla. zulm karnay ki jis nay intaha kar de, wo apna shinasa purana nikla.

  9. Yaad karnay ki aadat nahi hai,

    10. Yaad karnay ki aadat nahi hai, Hume bhulaane ki ijazat nahi hai, Mubarak ho tum ko ye aadat tumhari, Hume tum se koi shikayat nahi hai.

  10. Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash chor di

    11. Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash karna chor di hum ne log to shayud waqt guzarnay aur dil jalanay k liye miltay hain

  11. Ghussa ko pinay * qasoor maf karnay walay

    12. Â AL-QURAN Â "Jo log ghussay ko pee jatay hain aur doosron k qasoor muaaf kar detay hain, aise naik log ALLAH Ko buhat hi pasand hain" (Aal-e-Imran:134)

  12. Kash tum bakri hotay

    13. Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta... PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main? or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

  13. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

    14. Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

  14. Kaash hum SMS hotay

    15. Kaash hum SMS hotay aik click main tumhare paas hotay Bhale tum Hamein delete kar dete par kuch pal ke liye hum tumharay ehsaas to hotay

  15. 1 nigah se qatal hotay hain log

    16. Tumhari ek nigah se qatal hotay hain log Faraz,...! Ek nazar hm ko bhi dekh lo k tm bin zindagy achi nahi lagti....!

  16. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

    17. Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l n ss!w I

  17. Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

    18. Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay, Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay, Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain, Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay. Good Morning

  18. Tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay

    19. Kaash bananay walay nay dil kaanch k banayai hotay Kam say kam tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay.

  19. Yeh na thi hamari qismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota

    20. yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota ... ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai ... shab-e-ghum bori bala hai mujhe kia bora tha marna .. ager aek baar hota yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota .. koei mere dil se poche tere teer […]

  20. Lout aana

    21. Jab kabhi tera dil ghabraey ager tujhe meri yad aay tu lou ana, Ager tera sath koi choray ager koi tera dil turey tu lout ana, Kuch waqat achca guzra hai sath tumare who waqat jab yaad aay tu lout ana, Yahe waqat akser sath nai dete dil walon ka, pas reh kar b ager […]

  21. Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,

    22. Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ?Good Morning?

  22. Girlfriend & police

    23. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

  23. Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,

    24. Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho, Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki, BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

  24. kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta hai

    25. Wo mujhse meri udasion ki waja pochta he, kaisa pagal he dhalti rat k sannate ki wajah pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri barsati aankhon ki waja pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai barish k barasne ki wajeh pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri pasand k bare me pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta […]

  25. KOI TO HOTA....

    26. KOI TO HOTA.... mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein yaad ben ker azaab benta KOI TO HOTA..... jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota mai rooth jata […]

  26. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    27. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  27. Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

    28. Meri Or ¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

  28. INSAN ka IMTEHAN

    29. Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya: "INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay, Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai, To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai, Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY, Phir NAIK LOGON K, phir in say kum DARJAY […]

  29. 1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

    30. 1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

  30. Jab meri dua qubul hoti hai

    31. Jab meri dua qubul hoti hai to mai khush hota hu k is me meri RAZA hai, or jab meri dua qubul nahi hoti tab me aur ziyada khush hota hu k is mai ALLAH rabbul izzat ki raza hai.

  31. Hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho

    32. Hamare muskuranay ki waja tum ho, Hamari zindagi ka matlab tum ho, Agar chora saath zindagi main hamara, to samajh laina k hamari maut ki waja bhi tum ho

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    34. Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..