SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

Hindi Funny SMS

A pointed reminder of how many texts you've received — if incoming SMS were charged, the sender has already made you poor.

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.

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