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1. Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

2. Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay, Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay, Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain, Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay. Good Morning

3. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

4. Kash tum bakri hotay

Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta... PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main? or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

5. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l n ss!w I

6. Ghussa ko pinay * qasoor maf karnay walay

 AL-QURAN  "Jo log ghussay ko pee jatay hain aur doosron k qasoor muaaf kar detay hain, aise naik log ALLAH Ko buhat hi pasand hain" (Aal-e-Imran:134)

7. Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho ?Good Morning?

8. Ap meri churi k nechay;)

Agar ALLAH nay eid-ul-azha k moky par apni sab sy Piyari cheez ki qurbani krne ka hukam diya hota Tu 1 din baad ap meri churi k neechay hotay EID MUBARAK :)

9. Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat

Meri Or ¢â‚¬Å“Shahrukh khan¢â‚¬Â ki 1 hi adat same hai. Guess, what? ? ? ? Na me usay SMS karta hon, na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

10. 1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

11. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

12. INSAN ka IMTEHAN

Rasool-Allah (Salallaho_Aleihe Wasalam) Ne Farmaya: "INSAN ka IMTEHAN is k EMAAN aur TAQWAY k mutabiq hota hay, Agar wo apne TAQWAY mai MAZBOOT hota hai, To uski AZMAISH bhi sakhti hoti hai, Yehi waja hai k sab sai ziyadah SAKHT AAZMAISH aur IMTEHAN NABIYON K HOWAY, Phir NAIK LOGON K, phir in say kum DARJAY […]

13. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

14. What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

15. 1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?

1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms, sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS, Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...

16. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

17. Cricket ground, girlfriends & players

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players. Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye "knock out" Hota hai, Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye, "run out" Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye, "catch out" G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain "lbw out" […]

18. Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai?? ? ? ? ? socho?? ? ? nai pata? ??? ? ? uff kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

19. Agar dada ashiq na hota

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

20. Beech road pe bus rok di

Policeman: tum ne Beech road pe bus q rok di ??? Pathan: hum sheher me Naya aya hay mgr Qanoon nahi torta, Wo samne dekho likha hy "bus stop" Tou hum ne rok dia :p

21. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

22. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai, Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai, Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain, Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)

23. Dil udaas hoota hay

Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai teri yad aise me boht aati hai chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!

24. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

25. Sirf tere liye hain

Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

26. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

27. Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur, SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR, SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k, Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

28. Socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay

socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay, her mor pay apka intizar karaingay, her mor pay pa say khushiyan bantay gay, . . per kambakhat road hi "SEEDHAY" niklay

29. Kaam sadiyon ka hai...

Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha, Phir humein aram kahan hota hay, Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka, Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

30. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to

31. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

32. anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,

anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K naukri tum karo salary meri ho.

33. Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki, Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki, SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye, Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki