Rich man vs Poor man

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1. Would u b rich or poor?

If u r 2 b paid $1000 for each kind act u'v ever done, and 2 collect $500 for each unkind act of yours, would u b rich or poor?

2. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

3. If u r born poor, its not your mistake

Best inspiring message of the year? If u r born poor, its not your mistake BUT if u die poor, its your mistake - BILL GATES

4. Want to know how rich you are

Whenever u want to know how rich u are, Don't count Ur resources, Just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands that reach out to wipe ur tears!!!

5. I have rich heart.

I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart, I m not Best but i will try my Best, I may not be Right every time but I m Surely not Wrong to choose U as my Friend !

6. Rich enough to buy his own past.

A thoughtful morning message about living in the moment, not the past. Good for someone at a crossroads. No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Have Good Day!

7. So keep me rich forever.

Your friendship makes me the richest person alive. Just don't take it back. Friendship is the heaviest coin in the international bank of love! and with your friendship, I am the richest person on earth! So keep me rich forever.

8. En-rich UR life

You must enjoy yourself and have recreation, But check whether it enriches Ur life internally

9. Who is dear & near friend...

Whos hot... Its U, Whos Charming... Its U, Whos Sweetest.. Its U, Whos Intelligent... Its U, Whos dear & near friend... Its U Whos a liar.. Its me

10. U can listen to my heart

A cute text for when you want someone to know your heart beats only for them. Good for that early stage when everything is still new. Girl:I hate d fact that u r taller than me Boy:trust me there is an advantage in it Gal:wat? Boy:Whn i hug u, U can listen to my heart […]

11. Gharib khandan per essay

A rich girl is asked to write about a poor family and delivers an essay where poor includes four servants, a driver, and old mobiles. 1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi […]

12. Politics is the gentle art of....

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

13. Life is a ...

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

14. Girl's best asset

A girl's best asset is her 'Lie'Ability"

15. FRIENDSHIP is just like water

FRIENDSHIP is just like "H2O" No Colour No Shape No Place No Size No Money No Rich No Poor But still essential for living & forever..

16. Man on right & women on left

A balance sheet joke that places husbands and wives in the asset and liability columns. Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!

17. Aaj se Amiri Garibi k fasle na rahen

Warm Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS calling for the barriers between rich and poor to fall and for everyone to embrace like brothers. Aaj se Amiri Garibi k fasle na rahen, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

18. Height of insult

Height of insult- Girl msgs her bf.. jaan i can't live widout u.. Will u marry me??? reply cums.. Whos dis? I lost all my contacts.. :D

19. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A cheeky religious joke about a moulvi whose rules shift when he is the subject. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

20. Nothing is greater than friendship.

Sacrifice, character, humanity — all great things. But nothing beats a true friendship. Sacrifice is greater than love, Character is greater than beauty, Humanity is greater than wealth, But nothing is greater than friendship.

21. Never joke with brainless girls

Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

22. Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]

23. Sochti hon k ye dualat

Girl daydreams about leaving all wealth and luxury behind — then catches herself: maybe get it all first. Sochti hon ke ye dualat ye bungley ye gariaan ye dunia bhar k aisho aram sab chor kar chali jaon lekin phir sochti hon k . . . . . PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!

24. Boy said I.L.Y to girl

A text abbreviation joke where ILY means something very different to each person. Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

25. I love you(God) Most

One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST. God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now? The man said: More than before ! God made all his family against him so they all left him. God asked: Do u still love Me? He said: Yes God made […]

26. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

27. Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]

28. Love has no age....

A Shakespeare joke with a funny twist at the end. For when you want to bring up an age gap with humor instead of awkwardness. Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, […]

29. I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

30. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

31. Law Of Reverse Dynamics

Law Of Reverse Dynamics: When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty & When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich...

32. Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

Today's Reality : (Not A Joke) Big House But Small Family.! More Degrees But Less Common Sense. Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.! Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.! High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.! High IQ But Less Emotions.! Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.! Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.! Many Comedians,But None Are.. […]

33. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]