Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya

Hindi Funny SMS

Majnu nearly starved for three days waiting for Laila's SMS — she was waiting for the free-messaging window to open.

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya

majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

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