Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Hindi Funny SMS

A fat man asks for help losing weight, the doctor cuts his rotis from twelve to four, and the man has an immediate follow-up question.

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

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