A wry observation: it's easy to fall for one small detail, and considerably harder to realize you've signed up for the whole person.
Many a man in love with a
dimple makes the mistake of
marrying the whole girl.
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
Samandar k kinaray baitha kero
An encouraging Roman Urdu morning message saying that even if fate stays fixed, at least a sea view will lift your spirits.
Samandar k kinaray baitha kero,
Koi na koi lehar tou ayegi,
qismat na badli to kia howa,
kam say kam......
Shakal hi dhul jaye gi
(Good Morning)
Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
Playful Roman Urdu SMS pushing back on daily message demands, asking whether the sender is mistaken for running an SMS factory.
Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan say naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
Full Time Masti ... Non stop fun
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera...
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LG KG 195
Larkion ko ezzat do
"Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay
To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den"...
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)
Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum
A husband lying in bed next to his large wife poses a philosophical question about how to go — and instantly regrets the answer.
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Woh raishmi balon wali
A detailed, suspense-filled description of silky hair, soft hands, and an approach through the dark — the whispered reveal at the end is not what you expect.
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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“Maiyooon”…
So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao
A funny Roman Urdu good night threatening that a dream-ghost will appear to remind you of every unanswered message from today.
So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.
Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”
Guddu gana ga raha tha
Guddu sings a song about the sky above him — Pappu beats him up because Aasma happens to be his sister's name.
Guddu gana ga raha tha,
"aaj main ooper Aasma neechay"
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p
THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
A clever Roman Urdu good morning styled as a train announcement, declaring the Nindiya Express has left Tiredness Town and arrived at Fresh City.
THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
tak ane wali "NINDIYA" xpress
Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne
Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae. Good Morning
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi
Roman Urdu SMS comparing a drifting life to an uncorked perfume bottle — until the recipient arrived and, fittingly, became its cap.
Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.
Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
Teases with an emotionally charged "we love you" build-up before the twist: the love is for Pakistan, the homeland.
Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai....