Hindi SMS section
A sentimental friendship poem about fragrance and memory — ends with practical advice: just keep your nose clean (literally).
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog.
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...
A funny Roman Urdu good night mixing moonlit romance, mosquito bites, and a tight sleeping schedule into one cheerful sendoff.
Charon taraf hai phaili moonlite,
Machar bhi dene ko betab hai aapko lovebite,
Takiye ko galay laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.
Advice to always laugh and sing in life — so people can immediately tell you're unmarried.
Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
'UNMARRIED' ho.
A mock complaint about a friend who uses the friendship like a free SMS package — send one message, collect ten favors, forward and grow.
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.
A funny Roman Urdu good morning mixing an Aladdin reference, a chemistry fact, and a warm wish that today turns out brilliantly.
Aarz hai "Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin,
dil nahi lagta hamara aapke bin,
Stainless Steel me hota hai 0.2% tin,
khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din.
Good Mornin.!
Teasing Roman Urdu SMS that repeats the recipient's name across three lines only to announce the sender's plan to bother them forever.
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.
Builds a romantic December-night memory with whispered intimacy — the cherished phrase turns out to be a street vendor's egg call.
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
A mock-romantic warning that any beautiful person who returns your feelings on a specific day is almost certainly pulling an April Fools stunt.
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
An April Fools countdown SMS building five-second bomb-blast suspense before blaming the dud on cheap Chinese manufacturing.
Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
A chain of romantic images — heart, pain, dream, face — that ends in horror when the face in the dream turns out to be yours.
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap