Hindi / Text Messages

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,
sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleeq.

Barish ka qatra seepi or sanp dono k muu mein girta hey
jab k sanp usay zeher bana deta hay,
or seepi usay moti,
Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleeq.
HAZRAT ALI(R.A)

Khoobsurat si tumhari yaad.... Goodnight

Kabhi ati hai,
Khamoshi say,
Chupkey Say,
Rat mein,
Barsat mein,
Veeraney main,
Anjaney main,
Kise waja say,
Kis liye,
Kis ki khater,
Kis k liey,
Ye keya hey,
Ek ehsasss,
Ek pyass,
Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,
Unjani si,
Begaani si,
Phachaani si,
Khoobsurat si,
Tumhari yaad.

¢â‚¬Å“GOOD NIGHT¢â‚¬Â

Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya

majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya

majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining
Murge ne di hai warning
k ho gayi hai Morning,
to Hum bhi bol daib,
aap ko Good Morning!

Hum dono main cute kon?

Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?

1 takleef de skata hon?

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?
Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai?

Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON
Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai?

Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA,
Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai,

Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID,
NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA kion hoti hai..

one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.