1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you.

A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

Related SMS

  1. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

    2. Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

  2. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

    3. A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz […]

  3. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi

    4. Boy tells a girl her dupatta is dragging on the floor; she turns it into an impromptu poem about footprints and dignity. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane […]

  4. Ik larki thi deewani si

    5. A poem about a phone-obsessed girl who walks shyly and always asks the same question — the punchline is she was asking how to turn her phone on. Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh […]

  5. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    6. Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

  6. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

    7. A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

  7. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    8. Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  8. Har larki per nazar ;)

    9. A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm […]

  9. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

    10. A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan. Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

  10. Aitbar ki adat nahi rahi

    11. Phir us ki har ada se, chalaknay laga khuloos Jub mujh ko aitbaar ki, aadat nahi rahi.

  11. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    12. A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  12. Kabhi na dekh saka

    13. sitaaraa apanii bhii taabindagii na dekh sakaa vo dhundh thii ki ye manzar koii na dekh sakaa talaash karate huye uNgaliyaaN jalaa Daaliin vo tiiragii thii ki mai.n shama bhii na dekh sakaa milaa thaa shaam mujhe ik bujhaa huaa suuraj main us ke baad phir raushanii na dekh sakaa jo rabt baaqii the sab […]

  13. Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai

    14. Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai, Ho jaye aap b inme shamil Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai GOOD MORNING

  14. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

    15. Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first. Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

  15. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

    16. A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

  16. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

    17. Lists every noble quality that makes a man trustworthy and respectful — which is exactly why every girl calls him 'bhai' (brother). Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

  17. Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the

    18. Looks like a romantic 'we kept stealing glances at each other' story — the twist is they were cheating off each other in the exam hall. Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe.. Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe.. Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur […]

  18. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

    19. Poetic buildup praising a girl's looks and charm lands on the gut-punch: someone else already got to her first. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

  19. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho

    20. Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A): if you look down on someone, you are either seeing them from too far away or through the lens of pride. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat Ali(R.A)"

  20. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

    21. A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

  21. Aik ------- larki

    22. A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

  22. Chaho To Dil Se Mujh Ko Mita Dena

    23. Chaho To Dil Se Mujh Ko Mita Dena Chaho To Mujh Ko Bhoola Dena Par Ye Waada Karo K Kabhi Meri Yaad Aaye Rona Mat Sirf Muskura Dena

  23. Hans kar gum bholana zindagi hai

    24. Hasna zindagi hai, has kar gum bholana zindagi hai, jeet kar hanse to kya hanse, haar kar khushiyan manaana zindagi hai

  24. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main

    25. Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main Milta hai gardishon […]

  25. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

    26. A recipe SMS — two onions, garlic, cumin, and spices — and then asks if you know what's being cooked. The answer is: you. 2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? […]

  26. Mujhe dekh kar chehra ghuma lete hai,

    27. Mujhe dekh kar chehra ghuma lete hai, Mujhe dekh par nazrein phira lete hai, Par ek baat par ghaur unkay kartey hai, Baatain ghairon ki, qasmain mere naam ki kha leti hai.

  27. Aur mujh hi say daman chura to na lo gay

    28. Agar mein bata don mein kia chahti hon nazron say apni gira tou na doo gay Jo mein chahti hon, woh tub bhi na chaho Mujhey koi kari si saza tou na do gay Mein mohabbaton mein jabar ki qayal nahin hon Dil laga ker mujh ko bhula to na doo gay Jo mein bata […]

  28. Mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

    29. Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho , kya tum mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

  29. Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

    30. Phir kisi yad nay shab bhar hay jagaya mujh ko Kiya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko ‚  Din ko aaram hay na rat ko hay chain kabhi Janay kis khaak say qudrat nay banaya mujh ko ‚  Dukh to yeh hay keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi Jo mila hay woh mila […]

  30. Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar

    31. Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar, Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar, Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan, Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.

  31. 2 din pehlay hi eid ka chand dekh lia

    32. Close Ur Eyes And Imagine My Smily Face Have You Done It??? Mubarak ho Aap Ne 5 Din Pehlay Hi Eid Ka Chand Dekh liya‚¦.

  32. Aik pyari si larki hay wo

    33. A ghazal about a girl who lives in the heart like a heartbeat — eyes like blue lakes, voice sweeter than a cuckoo. Aik pyari si larki hay wo, Meray dil main rehti hay jo, Meray sapni ki rani hay, Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo, Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho, Itna […]

  33. Koi mujh ko.....

    34. koi mujh ko mera bharpur sarapa la de meray bazu,meri ankhe,mera chehra la de naya mausam meri binai ko taslim nahe meri ankho ko wohe khawab purana la de koi khahish nahe tuj se ay meri umar e rawan mera bachpan,mery jugnu,meri gurya la de