1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

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