Boy: BUS aur LARKI

Hindi Flirt SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs.

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

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  1. Har larki per nazar ;)

    2. A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm […]

  2. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

    3. A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz […]

  3. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

    4. A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

  4. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

    5. Poetic buildup praising a girl's looks and charm lands on the gut-punch: someone else already got to her first. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

  5. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    6. Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  6. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

    7. Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first. Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

  7. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

    8. Lists every noble quality that makes a man trustworthy and respectful — which is exactly why every girl calls him 'bhai' (brother). Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

  8. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

    9. A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

  9. Ik larki thi deewani si

    10. A poem about a phone-obsessed girl who walks shyly and always asks the same question — the punchline is she was asking how to turn her phone on. Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh […]

  10. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

    11. A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

  11. 1 Larki ki dua

    12. 1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

  12. Aik ------- larki

    13. A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

  13. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

    14. A boy tells his friend a girl is smiling at him. Friend corrects the grammar: she's not smiling at you, she's laughing at you. A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai […]

  14. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

    15. Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

  15. Aik pyari si larki hay wo

    16. A ghazal about a girl who lives in the heart like a heartbeat — eyes like blue lakes, voice sweeter than a cuckoo. Aik pyari si larki hay wo, Meray dil main rehti hay jo, Meray sapni ki rani hay, Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo, Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho, Itna […]

  16. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

    17. A boy seen with a different girl every day for a week. Moral: girls change, boys don't. 1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

  17. Saas and bahu arguements

    18. Classic mother-in-law and daughter-in-law exchange, where a comment about cooking rice leads to an equally sharp comeback about teeth. Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti? Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain, 2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

  18. Khatarnak game

    19. Two girls discuss which game is the most dangerous, and the answer is less about sport and more about company. Ek larki dosri se...!!! Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..? 2nd girl; Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey, Khass kar andhery main

  19. Reason for crying of girls/boys

    20. A quick observation about why girls cry for a thousand reasons but boys just one. Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"

  20. Meaning of thanks

    21. Do u know the meaning of Thanks? It means.. T-ten H-hugs A-and N-nine Ks-kisses thats why girls always says Thanks to boys And boys say.. its my pleasure :-)

  21. Girls r like phones

    22. The classic phone metaphor applied to girls — cheeky but very shareable. Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

  22. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

    23. A backhanded observation aimed at girls with attitude — disguised as advice. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don't Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

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  24. Girls look beautiful because....

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  26. Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

    27. Two vows taken today: never look at other girls, and never treat any girl as a stranger. They cancel each other out completely. Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

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  28. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

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  30. A boys eye / girls heart

    31. A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

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