Boy: BUS aur LARKI

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1. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

2. Aik pyari si larki hay wo

Aik pyari si larki hay wo, Meray dil main rehti hay jo, Meray sapni ki rani hay, Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basti hay wo, Jaisay dariya main kanwal khila ho, Itna pyara hasti hay wo, Koyal ki koo koo say ziyada, Geet sureela gati hay wo, Anakhan us ki, kiya kehna Jaisay koi neeli […]

3. Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai ...:p

4. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi

5. Har larki per nazar ;)

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)

6. 1 Larki ki dua

1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

7. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

8. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

9. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

10. Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Aankhon Me Sharafat, Chaal Me Nazakat, Dil Me Sachai, Cheray Par Safai, Isi Liye Tou . . . . . Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai "BHAI"

11. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

12. Ik larki thi deewani si

Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

13. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

14. Aik ------- larki

Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

15. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

16. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

17. Zindagi aap jaisay doston ki amanat hai

Dil ki hasti bikhar gayai hoti, Aur rooh k zakham bhar gayai hotay, Zindagi aap jaisay doston ki amanat hai, Warna hum tou kab k mar gayai hotay...

18. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra. Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U […]

19. Cricket ground, girlfriends & players

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players. Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye "knock out" Hota hai, Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye, "run out" Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye, "catch out" G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain "lbw out" […]

20. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

21. Explain the word "Automatically"

Explain the word "Automatically" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? nahin pata? OK ok I will explain agar koi ganji larki rakshay main baithi ho to us ko kehte hain "Auto_me_takli"

22. To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay

To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay, Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayee jaati hay, Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayee jaati hay, Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin, To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay, Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati […]

23. Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend, Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet, Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao, "MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO" :P

24. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain

Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain Zamana kuo dushman banta hay Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain

25. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain

Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain, Shaam hotay hi khud ko rok lia kertay hain Jaisay mujrim hay bina jurm karay koi, Aisa woh hum say sulook rawan rakhtay hain, Ho na jayai kahin un ka dedar hamain, Is liyay chehray ko chupa rakhtay hain, Na koi dost na sathi jub apnay […]

26. Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi.

Log apne bhi hote hai praye bhi. dilon mein hoti hai sagar jaisi gehrai bhi, is umeed se kartay hain sms unhein, ki wo padhein aur hamein, yaad karke muskrayein bhi...

27. Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha doosre din doosri ladki ke sath teesre din teesri ladki ke sath baitha tha Moral of the story Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

28. Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay, k police unhain rook laiti hay and larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ? Larka jawab daita hay, "iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai" batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

29. Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay, Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay, Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain, Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay. Good Morning

30. Uski yaad her pal aa jaati hay...

Kion kisi ki khamoshi mujhey khamosh ker jati hay, Kion uski udasi mujhey udas ker jati hay, Kia rishta hay uska mera jo mujhey, Uski yaad her pal aa jaati hay...

31. Hoti Nahi Dosti

"Hoti nahi dosti kabhi chehre se" "Dosti to dil se ki jati hay" "Soorat unki khud hi pyari lagti hay" "Kadar jinki dil se ki jati hai.

32. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai? Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai? Karta hun mein jis se bar baar TAUBA, Elahi mujhse wohi KHATA kion hoti hai, Banatay to hain hum apne haton se MASJID, NAMAZ apni hi phir QAZA […]

33. Phir Teri YAAD Naya Dard UGAL Jati hy..

Ashk Girtay hain to her Saans PIGHAL Jati hay, De k Ek Dard Naya her Shaam DHAL Jati hay, Tujh ko Seenay say Laga ker Milay Jannat ka Sakoon, Tujh say Bichrron to Meri Jaan NIKAL Jati hay, Ishq Kuch Aisay Mitata hay NISHAN-E-HASTI, Jaise k Raat Ujaalay ko NIGAL Jati hay, Tu Agar Dil […]