Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Hindi Funny SMS

Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream.

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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