Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...

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    2. Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu . . . . . . Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(

  2. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain

    3. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain, Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain. Jab bhi aayain Hichkiyaan tumhain, Samajh lena hum tumhain yaad kiya karte hain....

  3. Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya

    4. Patient to Nurse: ¢â‚¬ËI Love You¢â‚¬â¢ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya¢â‚¬Â. NURSE : ¢â‚¬Å“chal jhoota , . . Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai¢â‚¬Â

  4. Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

    5. Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦ Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai

  5. Sun liya hum ne

    6. Sun liya hum ne faisla tera Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey

  6. Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

    7. No visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

  7. Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya

    8. Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya, Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya, Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain, Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya.

  8. Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam

    9. Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam, Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam, Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p

  9. Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya

    10. Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya, Rusvaayiyon ko apna mukaddar banaa liya, Dekha hai yahan pathar ko poojtay hain loag, Iss liye apnay dil ko ham nay pathar banaa liya,

  10. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

    11. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

  11. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke

    12. Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

  12. Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

    13. Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

  13. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    14. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  14. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

    15. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

  15. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak

    16. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao... Vo to bechara kutta hai, tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

  16. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

    17. Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

  17. Wife came home with a goat.

    18. Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

  18. 1 horror movie dekhi

    19. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

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    20. Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

  20. Cricket match, Wife and husband

    21. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

  21. Lagta hai pahunch gai

    22. Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

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    23. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  23. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

    24. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

  24. A line on a Husband's T shirt

    25. A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P

  25. beetay howay khud pay sitam likh raha hoon

    26. Dil ki dastaan dard-e-qalam say likh raha hoon beetay howay khud pay sitam likh raha hoon, Dil ka qatal ho gia meray aur janazay ka lutf utha raha koi matam ki jaga khushi ki ghazal ga raha koi.

  26. Wife said I'm dying

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  27. Husband at the bank

    28. Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

  28. Husband wife mein larai hoi

    29. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

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  30. Any boyfriend before marriage

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  31. Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

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