Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog.

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...

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