Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

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