1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

Hindi Funny SMS

A child calls his dad a coward for holding his hand crossing the road — and refuses to see it any other way.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

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