1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

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    2. Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he he

  2. Apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam

    3. Mere Khuda tera shukriya, Mere Khuda tera karam, Mere Abbu ki mohabbat ki mohabbat sabse badi.. Yahi dua k rahe uska saya mujhpe rehay! jinki ungli tham k chalna sekah hai jeena har mushkil se bahar nikalna ek din unke naam, apne pyare papa ko hamara salaam happy father’s day.

  3. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut

    4. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

  4. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    5. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  5. PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

    6. Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

  6. Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

    7. Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

  7. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain

    8. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  8. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    9. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

  9. Happy Fathers day PaPa

    10. Nind apni bhula ke sulaya humko, Aansu apne gira ke hasaya humko, Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasvir ko, Zamana ma-bap kehta hai jinko.. Happy Fathers Day PAPA

  10. Uff mere sms k dewane log

    11. *GRP MSG* a# is*& @le$$ =not/i/2nd # and$lut& Le$$8th@t /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L# Uff mere sms k dewane log. Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)

  11. Mere love letters wapis karo

    12. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D

  12. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

    13. Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

  13. Sirf tere liye hain

    14. Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

  14. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    15. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  15. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    16. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  16. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    17. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  17. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

    18. Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

  18. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna

    19. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

  19. Mere dil ke liye bane ho

    20. Kbhi kabhi main tumhe dekhta hun aur sochta hun ki tum sirf mere liye bane ho lekin phir sochta hun k tum toh mere dil ke liye bane ho my jan I Miss you

  20. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

    21. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

  21. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

    22. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik? Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding, mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta. JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

  22. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

    23. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

  23. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

    24. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

  24. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna

    25. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna

  25. Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

    26. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

  26. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    27. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  27. Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

    28. Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

  28. Aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI

    29. Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

  29. Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Dost / Yaar.

    30. Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

  30. Naye saal ke avsar par dua karte hain

    31. Kabhi hasaati hai too kabhi rulaati hai ye zindagi bhi na jaaane kitne raang dekhati hai haste ha to bhi ankhoon mein nami aaa jaati hai naa jaane ye kaissi yaadein hai joo dil meinn bas jaaati hai duaa karte hai es naye saal ke avsar par mere dostoon ke laboon per sada muskaaan rahe […]

  31. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

    32. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

  32. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

    33. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

  33. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-

    34. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain- 'Neend'; 'Paisa'; 'maut'; aur... aur... aur... aur... 'MERI PYARI SI YAAD' kyon...Aayi na.