PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

Hindi Funny SMS

A daughter switched from calling her dad 'Papa' to 'DaD' — because saying Papa smudges her lipstick.

Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

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