Problem solve nahi hoti

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"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote"
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"Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote"
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  2. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

    3. Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

  3. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

    4. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

  4. Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,

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  5. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

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  13. Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

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  14. Muhabbat khuwab hoti hay....

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  16. Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

    17. Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

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    18. Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

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    23. Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai, Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai, Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay. Jo totay to kuch bhi nahin.......

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