Problem solve nahi hoti

Hindi Funny SMS

An observation that neither alcohol nor milk solves any problems — followed by a reasonable conclusion about what to do next.

"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote"
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Expert comment
"Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote"
So Cheers!!!

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