Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Hindi Sardar SMS

A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why.

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.

Sardar: Hota hay.

FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)

Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

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