Shayari by sardar ji

Hindi Sardar SMS

Shayari by Sardar ji:

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

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  1. Shayari main dimagh nahin dil zarori hay

    2. Shayari main dimagh nahin dil zarori hay, Kuch jigar ka khoon ho shamil zarori hay, Sirf lafzon ki tukbundi shayari nahin hoti, Shair ho dil pay lagnay k qabil zarori hay...

  2. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    3. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

  3. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

    4. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

  4. Taxi driver to sardar

    5. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  5. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    6. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

  6. Sardar 2 doctor

    7. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

  7. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

    8. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

  8. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    9. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  9. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

    10. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

  10. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

    11. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

  11. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

    12. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

  12. Sardar want to apply!

    13. 1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .." Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job ..."

  13. Hindi Rose Day Shayari

    14. Honth Keh Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana Dil Ka, Shayad Nazar Se Woh Baat Ho Jaye. Is Umeed Mein Karte Hain Intezaar Raat Ka, Ke Shayad Sapne Mein Mulaqat Ho Jaye

  14. 3 sardar after exam

    15. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

  15. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    16. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  16. Promise Day Shayari in Hindi

    17. Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai Jab Tak Hai Jaan Jab Tak Hai Jaan Happy Promise Day

  17. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!

    18. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

  18. Sardar drinking asli 7up

    19. Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay :p

  19. Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

    20. 1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

  20. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

    21. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge"

  21. Sardar going to shikaar

    22. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  22. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

    23. Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

  23. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

    24. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

  24. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    25. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  25. Hindi friendship new year shayari

    26. Meri Chah Hai Naya Saal Ho Kuch Aisa Na Ho Jisme Koi Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Wala Duniya Mein Nahi Hain Jinka Koyi Naya Saal Me Ho Unko Koi Gale Lagane Wala Ujadi Huyi Aankhe Jinki Zindagi Me H Andhera Naya Saal Ho Unhe Dubara Sapne Dikhane Wala Tanha Aur Udaas Logo K Aashiyano Mein, […]

  26. Chemical symbols & sardar

    27. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  27. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

    28. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

  28. Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

    29. Sardar to Shopkeeper:- Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya. Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

  29. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

    30. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

  30. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    31. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  31. Sardar made a call to the airport

    32. Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

  32. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

    33. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

  33. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    34. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST