Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar finds a lion in his bathroom and calmly tells it to go ahead, for reasons that become clear immediately after.

1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.

2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?

1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

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