Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar tears off a fly's wings and tells it to fly; when it doesn't, he concludes flies without wings simply can't hear.

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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