1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

Hindi Funny SMS

A fly visits the doctor after falling into tea — a Memon sucked on it so enthusiastically the fly is in a terrible state.

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!

Doctor: kiya howa?

Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek "MEMON" nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia

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  30. Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say

    31. Pee hay sharab her gali her may khanay say, Aik dosti si ho gayai hay sharab k jaam say, Guzray hain hum kuch aisay muqam say k, Nafrat si ho gayai hay mohabbat k naam say...

  31. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

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