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Lips pe infection
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.
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Beete Saal Ko Wida Es Kadar Karte Hain Zo Nhi Kiya Ab tak Wo Bhi Kar Guzrate Hain Nya Saal aane Ki Khushiyaan To Sab Manaate Hain,, Chalo Hum Es Baar Beete Saal Ki Yaado Ka Jashn Manaate Hain Happy new year 2014