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1. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

2. Baar baar yeh din aaye,

Baar baar yeh din aaye, baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You !!!

3. Checking patient at home

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

4. Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)

5. Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

6. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦ Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

7. Boy and Girl in Hotel

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ?? Girl : Nahi Boy : Soch Lo Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

8. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

9. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

10. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker dia

11. Hindi new year celebration msg

Beete Saal Ko Wida Es Kadar Karte Hain Zo Nhi Kiya Ab tak Wo Bhi Kar Guzrate Hain Nya Saal aane Ki Khushiyaan To Sab Manaate Hain,, Chalo Hum Es Baar Beete Saal Ki Yaado Ka Jashn Manaate Hain Happy new year 2014

12. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

13. Child 2 dentist doctor

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he he

14. O love love likhdi rahi

o love love likhdi rahi, main leave leave parda reya, o kiss kiss likhdi rahi, main kash kash parda rea, o via ker k chali gae, main language course kearda rea!

15. Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho? Man: 12 Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge. Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

16. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

17. Ik larki thi deewani si

Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

18. Shoq Mohobbat Ka Ab Tak Na Choota

Ek Bar Nahi Yeh Dill Sou Baar Hai Toota... Par Shoq Mohobbat Ka Ab Tak Na Choota... :P :*

19. LIPTON di chah hai?

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

20. Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho

Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho

21. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]

22. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

23. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

24. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

25. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

26. Naya saal mubarak

Aa gaya hai nayaa saal Is naye saal men aao karen kaamana ke ye sabhi ko rakhe khushahaal jo hain gareeb aur kangaal unako bhi ye bana de maalaamaal Desh ke bhrashtaachaar ko mita de aur le aaye ek majaboot Lokpaal Naya sal mubarak

27. Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Dost / Yaar.

Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

28. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

29. Sheikh ki beti ka operation

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai Sheikh bola lao mujhay do Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

30. Din se roshan, raat say siyah

Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa zikar hai.. meem se shuroo hota hai.. 5 harfon ka lafz hai..

31. Quran ka mojza

Quran ka mojza Lafz "Al-bar" yani "Zameen" Quran pak main 13 baar aaya hay. Or Lafz "AL-Bahar" Yani "Samandar" 32 bar aaya hay. Total 13+32=45 Zameeni Elaqa:13/45x100=28.89% Samandri Elaqa: 32/45x100=71.11% Yani dunia main 28.89 % zameen hay or 71.11 % samandar hay. Khushki or pani ka bilkul yahi ratio aaj ki jadeed science ne daryaft […]

32. Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein

Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein Hasrat Hai Tumhari Deed Karein Kuch Dair To Dil Ko Chain Miley Kuch Roz To Mun K Phool Khiley Tum Aao To Ham Bhi Eid Karein Tum Se Yeh Aik Guzaarish Hai Yeh Apney Dil Ki Khuwahish Hai Ik Baar Milo , Ik Baar Milo, Har Baar Yahi […]

33. Pani dene se pehle boil...

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...