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Lips pe infection
A woman tells her doctor her lips are infected — the doctor's diagnosis and his reasoning are both fairly unkind.
Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.
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