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Bayghairut zameen per
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ap ko Chun lia hai
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Baato baato main dil le jaate ho Dekhte ho iss tarah jaan le jaate ho Adaao se apni iss dil ko dharkate ho Leker bahon mai, sara jahan bhulate ho Happy Hug Day Dear
Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!