Bayghairut zameen per

Hindi April Fools SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

A fake congratulations SMS announcing the recipient has been cast in an Amir Khan sequel — in a major role — for a film with a very unflattering title.

Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

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